djdragonblood:

heavy breathing while i silently ship this over in the empty corner

djdragonblood:

heavy breathing while i silently ship this over in the empty corner

reblogged 43 seconds ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 152 notes via/source
awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

reblogged 6 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 14,179 notes via/source
paradoxes-for-breakfast:

my brother got me a card

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

my brother got me a card

reblogged 8 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 109,563 notes via/source
Steve
Cecil Baldwin & Welcome to Night Vale
3,892 plays

hallublin:

myrebloggingblog:

Every time Cecil mentions Steve Carlsberg up to episode 44 Cookies

I’m beginning to think Cecil doesn’t like Steve Carslberg.

reblogged 9 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 772 notes via/source

punkmineral:

"you’re a musician? what instrument do you play?"

image

reblogged 11 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 28,705 notes via/source

princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than i do and this inconveniences me because now i have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

reblogged 12 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 11,457 notes via/source

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

reblogged 12 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 167,030 notes via/source
the-clockworklesbians:

This picture is very VERY important…

the-clockworklesbians:

This picture is very VERY important…

reblogged 22 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 94 notes via/source

eternal-floette:

How long until the 15 year olds take over this post with their garbage

reblogged 29 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 53,083 notes via/source
avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

reblogged 29 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 196,778 notes via/source

ficcyshit:

egoraptoir:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

im a mega dragon hoh yes

I’m about to evolve! Into…

still a dragon.

…Okay.

reblogged 41 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 400,427 notes via/source
xmega dragon
urbangenic:


AG: So, is this how humans 8egin an earth d8?  AG: With simple acts of flattery and kindness? 

I really like Vriska.

urbangenic:

AG: So, is this how humans 8egin an earth d8?
AG: With simple acts of flattery and kindness?

I really like Vriska.

reblogged 43 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 5,138 notes via/source

lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

image

HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

reblogged 44 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 226,164 notes via/source
queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

reblogged 45 minutes ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 48,262 notes via/source

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

reblogged 1 hour ago @ 24 Apr 2014 with 152,612 notes via/source